disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time: Archive

A fried dollar this is the most american thing i’ve ever seen oh my god I think I Americaned it more.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 23rd

themonsterdoesntdie asked: Are you still working on tht project? It said the cut off was march this year.. if you still are i'd be glad to help.

Dec 21st

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Watch

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

ierogasm: please tell me SOMEONE who follows me likes the red hot chili peppers PLEASE GOD I do!

Dec 20th

I do not feel well.

Comfort me, Tumblr.

Dec 20th

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I made a blogspot? Why? Because I could. →

Dec 18th

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I've never gotten this many asks, ever. Thanks...

Dec 17th

adrenalininblood asked: Happy birthday! :)

Dec 17th

trytofightwithus asked: happy birthdaaay! <3

Dec 17th

mcrderps asked: Happy bithday !!!

Dec 17th

outofharm-deactivated20120206 asked: Happy birthday! <3

Dec 17th

mrsknuts asked: Happy Birthday! :)

Dec 17th

nikkimagennis asked: happy birthday :)

Dec 17th

memoriesofdeadstars asked: Happy Birthday! :)

Dec 17th

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bendydickcumonmyback asked: Happy Birthday =)

Dec 17th

Happy birthday to me! :D

Dec 17th

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sarahtrancybitch asked: I've returned, my sweet little future fuck toy. I'd say I thought about you, but sex toys were a no-no. So I just had to stick with getting better.

Dec 17th

tarasaurasrex asked: happy birthday :DDD i love youuuu!

Dec 17th

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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When you're with your best friend

youredarrenfreakingpotter: When a really hot guy walks in the room: Dancing: At a concert: When hearing good news: when something epic happens: when you haven’t seen each other in ages: “rough-housing”: when the other’s hurt: on the phone together: watching sad movies together: partying together: reblog if you love your best friend and would do anything for them...

Dec 14th

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Anonymous asked: Why do you always have to mention your girlfriend and that you're drunk? Do you think you're cool because you're a lesbian alcoholic?

Dec 14th

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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...

Dec 14th

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i don’t even understand how i’m still awake and functioning at a reasonable level hitting shift takes too much energy so have a text post lacking capitals now

Dec 14th

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I see that today is the birthday of someone whom I...

But people are freaking out, so should I just avoid Tumblr today?

Dec 14th

eatbreedrepeatpopulatedecease asked: WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN TRY TO ARGUE WITH YOU? Oh, and I texted you like an hour or so ago.

Dec 14th

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Happy 136th birthday, Ciel Phantomhive!

Dec 14th

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Anonymous asked: Kurt Cobain DID say that, you fucking retard. It's in his suicide note. Some hero he is to you.

Dec 14th

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I saw someone today with a chestpiece that said,...

Please, if youre going to get something tattoed, know the goddamn source or don’t credit it at all. Especially not on your fucking chest forever. Sidenote-I don’t think I could ever get something from someone’s suicide note emblazoned on me. No matter whose note it was. And that man’s my goddamned hero.

Dec 14th

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